April 15, 2004 8:53 AM- houses of the holy
Johnny: Holy caffeine overdose, Announcer Guy! That was some show last night. Announcer Guy: I have to admit, I really didn't see it coming. When she went into the living room to watch old Seinfeld re-runs . . Johnny: (interrupting)I know! At 8 o'colock! Announcer Guy: . . . I thought for sure it was over then. I could already hear the excuses she was going to start making and the way she was going to try and delay it once again. Johnny: She really owes alot to that man of hers. If he hadn't set the kettle to boil-- Announcer Guy: I agree with you there, Johnny. That was the turning point. Johnny: Ohh, I wouldn't go that far. For me it was when she reached for the Led Zeppelin. That's when you knew she was really going to try and go for this. Announcer Guy: The crazy kid. What-- does she think she can just ramp up the music and it will blow out all the stagnation and dead energy. Johnny: I don't know about you, but I think she's got the Pavlovian wiring down pat. But you know when I knew she was gonna make it? Announcer Guy: When she poured her first cup of coffee into the giant mug and not her regular mug? Johnny: Nah. When she reached for the barrette and clipped her bangs out of the way. That's when I knew she was gonna hammer it out come hell or high water. Announcer Guy: Well, you gotta admit, she really took it to the last second. She kept us guessing right to the end. Johnny: Yeah. And that's really not her style. Announcer Guy: What I want to know is how on earth did she get to sleep last night after consuming a full pot of coffee after 11 pm? Johnny: Well, Announcer Guy, there are just some things we are never gonna know, are we? Announcer Guy: Great working with you again, Johnny. See you around. Johnny: Hey, I'm gonna go get a Chicago dog at Big Hank's. Care to dig your teeth into a long one? Announcer Guy: You eat Chicago dogs? I never would've known-- you've got that tight little ass. I would've thought you were one of those body-for-lifers . . but yeah, I never say no to a hot dog. Let's leave the girl in peace. She's got a hell of a day ahead of her.
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